So I have this post...

And it is one doozy of a post!

Stupidly long, actually.

Needs massive amounts of editing.

I've been distractedly working on it for an hour and a half.

Doesn't explain my abscence, really. 

I've just been lazy.

Allow me to share a picture that will dazzle you and make you forget how apathetic I've been of late.

My new Salt & Pepper Shakers!

The alien is the salt & the spaceman is the pepper - aren't they're just perfect!?